| Jim: | hello?
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| Irene: | Hi Jim! You sound annoyed, is this a bad time to call?
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| Jim: | yes, of course it is, what do you want?
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| Irene: | Well, I was calling to say I got tickets to the Bee Gees concert.
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| Jim: | SAY THAT AGAIN.
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| Irene: | The sold out Bee Gees concert, Jim! I am special friends with the owner of Ticketmaster!
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| Jim: | say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
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| Irene: | The concert is tonight, I grabbed you a ticket if you're free...
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| Jim: | wait...
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| Jim: | Sorry, wrong day to die.
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| Jim: | so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
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| Irene: | Come on bitch, I don't lie about the Bee Gees. |